100 Would You Rather Questions That Get the Whole Group Arguing

Would you rather is the easiest game there is: two options, no “both,” no “neither,” and you have to defend your answer. The good questions are the ones where the group splits right down the middle and the arguing starts.

Here are 100 clean would you rather questions for teens, sorted so you can pick the mood: funny, food, school, superpowers, deep, friends, a few mildly gross ones and some made for the group chat.

Funny would you rather questions

1. Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or permanent clown shoes?
2. Would you rather sneeze every time someone says your name or hiccup every time you laugh?
3. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
4. Would you rather have your laugh replaced by a goat noise or your sneeze replaced by a duck quack?
5. Would you rather walk everywhere backwards or talk everything backwards?
6. Would you rather have a theme song play every time you walk into a room or a laugh track after everything you say?
7. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
8. Would you rather be followed around by a pigeon or by a mime?
9. Would you rather have your phone autocorrect every word to “potato” or only type in all caps forever?
10. Would you rather wear a full snowsuit to the beach or a swimsuit to a snow day?
11. Would you rather have to sing everything you say or dance every time you hear music?
12. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a cat or a cat the size of a dinosaur?
13. Would you rather accidentally like your teacher’s photo from 2014 or accidentally call your teacher “mom” in front of the class?
14. Would you rather have a tiny elephant or a giant hamster?
15. Would you rather trip in front of your crush or trip in front of the whole cafeteria?

Food would you rather questions

16. Would you rather give up pizza or give up fries forever?
17. Would you rather only eat breakfast food or never eat breakfast food again?
18. Would you rather eat only sweet things or only salty things for a year?
19. Would you rather have unlimited free boba or unlimited free sushi?
20. Would you rather eat cereal with orange juice or a sandwich with no bread?
21. Would you rather never have chocolate again or never have cheese again?
22. Would you rather only drink water forever or only drink soda forever?
23. Would you rather cook every meal you eat or never be allowed to cook again?
24. Would you rather eat a whole lemon or a whole raw onion?
25. Would you rather have dessert first every meal or skip dessert but get any main dish you want?
26. Would you rather live above a bakery or above a taco place?
27. Would you rather eat the same meal every day for a year or never eat the same meal twice?

School would you rather questions

28. Would you rather have school four days a week with longer days or five shorter days?
29. Would you rather have no homework ever or no tests ever?
30. Would you rather be the smartest person in class or the funniest?
31. Would you rather give a speech to the whole school or redo your worst test?
32. Would you rather have a teacher who’s super strict but fair or super chill but grades randomly?
33. Would you rather always know the answer but be too nervous to say it, or always raise your hand and be wrong half the time?
34. Would you rather take every class online or every class outside?
35. Would you rather have lunch period be twice as long or start school an hour later?
36. Would you rather do a group project with your best friend or with the hardest worker in class?
37. Would you rather be able to retake any test once or skip one assignment per class per year?
38. Would you rather have a locker that’s always perfectly organized or a backpack that’s never heavy?
39. Would you rather learn every language instantly or every instrument instantly?
40. Would you rather be famous at school for something embarrassing or not known at all?

Superpower and fantasy would you rather questions

41. Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?
42. Would you rather read minds or see the future?
43. Would you rather teleport anywhere or pause time?
44. Would you rather talk to animals or speak every human language?
45. Would you rather have super speed or super strength?
46. Would you rather live in the world of your favorite movie or your favorite video game?
47. Would you rather be a wizard or a superhero?
48. Would you rather have a dragon or be a dragon?
49. Would you rather breathe underwater or never need to sleep?
50. Would you rather be able to shrink to the size of an ant or grow as tall as a building?
51. Would you rather have a rewind button for your life or a pause button?
52. Would you rather know when every pop quiz is coming or know what everyone’s getting you for your birthday?
53. Would you rather have a magic closet with any outfit or a magic fridge with any food?

Deep would you rather questions

54. Would you rather know how your life turns out or be surprised?
55. Would you rather be really good at one thing or pretty good at everything?
56. Would you rather have a few close friends or lots of casual friends?
57. Would you rather be remembered for being kind or for being brilliant?
58. Would you rather live in the past or the future?
59. Would you rather always tell the truth or always know when someone’s lying?
60. Would you rather have more time or more money?
61. Would you rather live in a big city or a tiny town?
62. Would you rather be the oldest sibling or the youngest?
63. Would you rather be able to change one thing about the past or know one thing about the future?
64. Would you rather travel the world alone or stay home with the people you love?
65. Would you rather find your dream job or your best friend for life?

Would you rather questions for friends

66. Would you rather have your best friend read your texts or your notes app?
67. Would you rather go on a road trip with your friends or a vacation with your family?
68. Would you rather have a friend who’s brutally honest or one who always hypes you up?
69. Would you rather have a sleepover every weekend or a big party once a month?
70. Would you rather never be able to share a meme again or never be able to send a voice note?
71. Would you rather have matching outfits with your best friend or matching tattoos when you’re older?
72. Would you rather be the friend who plans everything or the friend who shows up?
73. Would you rather lose your phone for a week or lose your best friend’s number for a week?
74. Would you rather have your friends pick your outfit for a month or pick your haircut once?
75. Would you rather be in a group chat with your teachers or with your parents’ friends?
76. Would you rather switch lives with your best friend for a day or with your favorite celebrity?
77. Would you rather know every secret your friends have or have them know all of yours?
78. Would you rather plan the perfect surprise party for a friend or have one thrown for you?

Gross would you rather questions (mild, we promise)

79. Would you rather lick a bus seat or eat a bug?
80. Would you rather wear the same socks for a week or the same shirt for a week?
81. Would you rather have a hair in your food at every meal or a sneeze aimed at you once a day?
82. Would you rather step on a slug barefoot or put your hand in a cold bowl of spaghetti in the dark?
83. Would you rather smell like onions forever or be followed by a bad smell nobody can find?
84. Would you rather drink a smoothie made of leftovers or eat a sandwich someone already bit?

Would you rather questions for texting

85. Would you rather only text in emojis or only send voice notes for a week?
86. Would you rather have your last text read out loud to your class or your last search?
87. Would you rather text back instantly every time or only once a day?
88. Would you rather have read receipts on forever or never see when someone’s typing?
89. Would you rather lose all your photos or lose all your messages?
90. Would you rather have no music for a month or no social media for a month?
91. Would you rather have your camera roll go public or your screen time report?
92. Would you rather get a funny meme or a sweet message from your best friend every morning?
93. Would you rather only be able to use your phone one hour a day or only be able to use a flip phone?
94. Would you rather have a phone that never dies or a phone that never breaks?
95. Would you rather post one embarrassing photo of your choice or let your friends pick one?
96. Would you rather be stuck in a group chat that never stops buzzing or be left on read by everyone for a day?
97. Would you rather have unlimited data forever or never get another spam call?
98. Would you rather see your crush’s search history or let your crush see yours?
99. Would you rather get famous from a video you hate or never go viral at all?
100. Would you rather delete all your apps but one or keep them all but never update them?

Make your own would you rather questions

Ran out? The best ones you’ll ever play are the ones you make up about your own group. A few formulas that work:

• Two good things: would you rather have [thing everyone wants] or [other thing everyone wants]?
• Two bad things: would you rather [mild disaster] or [different mild disaster]?
• Inside jokes: anything with your teacher’s catchphrase, your group’s favorite snack or that one trip everyone still talks about.

Keep it kind. If a question is really about one person in the room, skip it.

Want more? Try these questions to ask your best friend, our list of things to do with friends or these sleepover ideas.

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